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A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”
When a man takes his dick out if a woman's vagina so he can pleasure the woman's vaginal area by slapping it. This usually resukts in a truckerorgasm, the loudest and happiest orgasm one can achieve.
Taking my penis out of my wife's vagina, I promptly gave her an unexpected trucker slap, and she screamed for so much joy!
When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
The triangle shaped shit mark on the back of a toilet seat from a dirty ass found mostly in truckstop bathrooms.
Dude, skip the first stall! There's a trucker triangle the size of the great pyramids!
The nasty triangle shit mark left on the back of a toilet seat by a greasy unwiped trucker ass
Damn Jethro, that was a wicked trucker triangle you left on my toilet. Looks like you damn near stuck to the seat.
A variant of muckerfuck*r, not being used commonly, but maybe, someone using it alot
You are trucker mucker b**ch!
When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car