Black powder therapy

Feeling frustrated? Shoot some guns! You'll feel better before you know it.

I need some black powder therapy.

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Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy

A type of therapy to reduce the size of ones nose. Another therapy which puts pounds on your hips in order for you to be fat is called Hipposuction! Call free on 01918767588 to order your brocure.

"Your conk is huge! you had better get Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy!"

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that boy needs therapy

A phrase that works well as an intensifier, good or bad.

Man, that chick has a great ass. That boy needs therapy.

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his therapy was going nowhere

Expression used of someone who has met a sad end in fact or fiction. After a line from Hannibal Lecter in Thomas Harris's "The Silence of the Lambs", on the subject of Benjamin Raspail. Lecter had Raspail over for dinner and later commented, "Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere."

He jumped off a cliff and blew himself up with a bellyful of dynamite halfway down. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

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first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

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Irish therapy

1. Boxing
2. Drinking

1. Can't get that anger out? Have you tried Irish therapy?
2. Yeah, O'Sullivan went down to Paddy's Pub for a little Irish therapy session.

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Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.