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also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.
Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.
or
Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.
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When a man is fucking a girls boobs in the direction of head to toe, and his balls rest on the bottom of her neck, forming a bow tie
He wanted to try something new so he changed direction, started titty-fucking, and gave her a cleveland bow tie
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A guy meets a girl in the street and it gets romantic. Guy finds a half empty stubbie (beer bottle), drinks the rest, breaks the bottle and slashes the girl's throat through the centrum trachea and then makes love to the gaping wound.
Yo dog! I just gave this sluzza a Footscray Bow-tie!
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From the movie The Forty Year-Old Virgin.
This is the official definition from the director/co-writer, Judd Apatow.
You shit on someone's chest (or someone shits on yours) and you smush it all around with your ass cheeks, leaving a bow-tie shaped shit-smear
Having run out of disgusting, non-erotic things to do, I decided to give her a cincinatti bow-tie. It didn't really turn me on, and I'm pretty sure she hated it, but it did sort of look like a bow-tie... so that was neat.
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The tradition of dressing up to end the week opposed to the norm of "Casual Friday." A typical Tie Day Friday outfit would include a button down shirt, dress pants or slacks, dress shoes and, of course, a tie.
Yo, we're ending the week on a high note right?" "Of course man, it's Tie Day Friday tomorrow!
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When you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. When having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. This sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in a complete fashion disaster.
Girl One: Hey, where'd you get that head band? I''ve never seen one with that shape.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.
the act of placing ones nut sac around their own erect penis, while inserting the penis into the mouth receiving anal fixation via the partners nose. all this is happening while the nut sac is making a nice bow tie on the partners neck. (see Cincinnati bow tie)
(person a)"oh dude! last night she was sniffing out my butthole!"
(person b)"what? thats totally gay"
(person a)"no man its cool it was a stinky bow tie"
(person b)"oh"
(high fives ensue)