Person 1:have you seen Harry anywhere?
Person 2: No, he's to small
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He fucks them to hard. Harry is always having a shag
Ohhhhhh Harry fucked me so hard
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A fat shit that eats all the time and has canckles
Harry is fat
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A person who likes to put things up his ass like a gun.
Harry get the gun out ur ass pls ur gonna hurt ur self
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A guy who regularly says βIβm cool Iβm in a bandβ but really, he isnβt cool and heβs band is aight
Harry: Iβm cool bro, Iβm in a band
Everyone else: ok bro. You do you
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in real life, he may act nice. HOWEVER, THAT IS JUST A FACADE... WHEN HARRY GOES HOME, HE JUMPS ON DISCORD AND BULLIES PEOPLE. BUT NONETHELESS, HE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR ZYMY, HIS BELOVED SLEEPING BEAUTY.
Harry: haha take that!
Zymy: that's not nice! you really are the meanest. >:(
Harry: i'm sorry! i didn't mean to hurt your feelings...
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Harry. harry is so fucking hot. he's so cute too. his friends are goofy and mean. he loves Lego's and Minecraft. he's amazing. whenever he does anything I smile. whenever I see a photo of him I blush and smile. i just want to be with him forever.
''im gonna marry harry'' ''dawg why'' ''hes so wonderful''
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