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I meant to say that. Goddamn it.
Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."
Slang for a man whom doesn’t accept a child or a man that looses his woman to his family
I feel bad for him Marco Moses ruined his life.
I can’t believe Marco Moses doesn’t like her she is an angle how far are you?
The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
The top don, dealer.
A true legend, this person is constantly hammered and completely stoned and can be usually be found on staircases at 3 a.m.
If you catch him at the right time and place he'll be more than happy to score you a free draw but otherwise, extremely hard to get hold of afterwards..
got any of Moses' murungi bro?
1.Best Basketball Player.
2.5 Champion rings
3.Has 2 kids Anna and Mark
Kobe Bryant and Moses Oreste
1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.
2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
a very chill guy, people compare him to corpse husband because of his deep voice and how he doesn’t like revealing his personal details
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3
i simp for Moses husband