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A Republicanized name for French Toast (which was named after Joseph French, the American chef who invented it, and has nothing to do with France).
I don't care about your politics, you're an idiot for calling it "Freedom Toast"!
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1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').
1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."
2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.
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The act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how'd that house catch on fire?"
Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"
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Fine, fine female ass cheeks so shapely and strong you just have to use them to hold your toast.
"Mmm - that's a fine toast rack you got."
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To be 'lightly toasted' is to be stoned due to the use of marijuana.
This phrase was apparently popular in some circles in the early 1990's... according to this philosophy professor I had this one time.
Advantages of the phrase 'lightly toasted' over other more common terms:
1 - It is basically a thinly veiled version of the more popular adjective 'baked,' and yet it is somehow ambiguous enough to be used in virtually any environment without anyone being the wiser.
2 - It invokes images of lightly toasted food, which is always pleasurable to think about and even better - to consume when you yourself are 'lightly toasted.'
3 - You can insert the phrase into a sentence about food and in so doing tip off only those cool enough to understand.
"My kid's chorus performance is going to bore me to tears. I'd better get lightly toasted before I go."
(the stealthy approach):
"Hey guys, I could go for some *lightly toasted* Popped Tarts right now... (wink wink) What about you guys?"
(or it can even serve as sexual innuendo):
"Hey baby, let's get lightly toasted then you can butter my bacon while I scramble your eggs."
The possibilities are endless. So, go out there and spread the good word my friends. We won't stop until the whole world is golden brown.
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A sexual act, usually performed between two men. It starts with one man shoving an entire bee hive into his anus, and then shaking around to awake the bees within the hive. This causes the bees to frantically sting what ever they can, which is the colon of the male. The second male then rips a bong and exhales into the firsts anus, causing the bees to relax from the smoke. The first man then jerks off until he orgasms, crushing the bee hive during climax.
Dude me and tony were hangin out and made some toasted honey.
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An untoasted slice of white bread commonly found in rural African American restaurants. The white bread is a cheap alternative to a roll or other type of bread that is customarily eaten with a meal.
"Dude, can't I get a roll or something to eat with my meal? What am I gonna do with this white bread?
"Man, that's nigga toast. It's all they've got."
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