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A guy who buys tickets to concerts and takes girls to them
Guy: Yo girl wanna chill tonight?
Girl: No, this guy that i've never hung out wit got me tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert and then next weekend the Kanye West concert
Guy: Wow, sucka fucking TOOL
Girl: Yeah I know
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Meaning a weapon such as a gun or knife. Or another word for penis.
Weapon: dont make me use the tool on you.
Penis: girl you cant handle the tool.
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One way to identify a tool is by their limited vocabulary. They often employ the same words to describe everything. Using these words heightens their belief that they are popular and "in" with whats hip. In fact, it just reflects their inability to be original. Some common words tools use are; cool, awesome, sweet, badass, playa, chill or chillen, great, a string of either cool, great or awesome in repetition or a mix of these together. A tool also over uses the word fuck. Finally, to know if one is a tool, they have not read Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud, The Republic by Plato, Candide by Voltaire, the Dictionary, a Thesaurus, and other examples of intellictual works.
Tool: Oh, your major is aeronauitcal engineering, cool cool cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.
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People who think they are better than other people but really aren't.
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Tool - Where one does something stupid.
Or one is an idiot.
You such a tool!
Stop being such a tool!
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Typically a male who gels his hair every morning and makes sure everything he wears is designer brand and that people know it. All of his thoughts are centered around himself and he believes everyone else's should be too. He tries hard to be that cool, popular guy that loves, yet he is not. He thinks that if a girl doesnt go for him, it is only because she has a boyfriend but secretly wishes she could have him anyway.
Wheres Matt?
Hitting on that drunk girl over there
Oh man what a tool.
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Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).
Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
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