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Kawhi Leonard signing a max contract with the Raptors instead of signing with the Clippers. If u sign with them i hope Zaza Pachulia haunts your dreams.
OMG Kawhi stays in toronto!!!!!
When you’re at the show in Toronto and you’re dancing so hard at the band that your toes start to hurt
“Dude I was at the show in Toronto and got major Torontoe…..I couldn’t walk for 2 weeks”
This is the sexual act of a man eating a habanero pepper, going down on his sheila and allowing the spiciness of the pepper that he ate to bring her to a new level so that she squeezes his head between her thighs, thus creating a Toronto tight taco.
Last night, Scotty gave that girl at the bar the hottest Toronto tight taco of her life.
A large Canadian city in southern Ontario, next to lake ontario (creative, i know)
Torontonians (the term used for people of the city)
Torono (the typical pronunciation of the city name by locals)
Toronto (your an outsider if you say it like this)
Jeff: "have you gone to that city uhhhhhhhh toronto"
Jeff: "the big one on lake ontario?"
May: "... you mean torono?"
Jeff: "what?"
Toronto is so overrated by the my shit don't stink freaky looking big lip big eyelash chicks and the douche gym rat men who date them until they turn nuts or get pregnant when they were "supposedly" on birth control. Toronto is just "wish" Los Angeles....keep trying ladies.
I fucked this bitch from Toronto who was on birth control working at an abortion clinic who ended up magically pregnant and hauled my ass to court for support.... Toronto got all them crazy bitches!