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Nerd Student: Pass the Tri-Phasic Perforator
Miss: The wha???
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a saying for when someone wants to say you insulted them.
"you're such a whore"
"wow. you tried me"
or
"he just told her to shut the fuck up"
"damn, he tried her"
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A derogatory term for a Community College. It infers that since anyone can get into them, Community Colleges are for students too stupid or too lazy to get into a "real" college (a Four Year).
"All my friends are smart and going to real colleges, but I'm an idiot and could only got into a mom I tried."
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The language generally spoken by non-native English speakers in the tri-state area(North Jersey, New York City Suburbs and Southern Connecticut). Usually it is spoken fluently by cabbies, gas station attendants and mini mart clerks.
I could not understand Abu at the 7-Eleven when he tried to give me a free bag of Doritos because he was speaking the tri-state mumble.
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Lady GaGa tries too hard. Like, way too hard.
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The Tri-States include Connecticut, New York, and everybody's favorite New Jersey. Relating the above states to the female anatomy: Connecticut being the mouth, New York the vagina, and the swampland(s) of New Jersey of course referring to the Anus.
You have converted the tri-state lottery when you receive a blow job, fuck the vagina and ass all in one session of "love making".
Also very useful when chatting over work email, as you do not have to reveal your nightly endeavors to that bastard monitoring your daily emails. That little fuck deserves a trip to Connecticut, I hear it's lovely this time of year!
Our friend's roommate (affectionally nicknamed "The human cum bucket") must be one lucky bitch, she's always winning the tri-state lottery! She must be rich! With STD's!!!!!
Damn. I missed the tri-state lottery again! That hoe wouldn't blow me after I stuck it in her ass!
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Girls that make an underage amateur porn video.
Oh my gosh did you see those WSU Tri-delts online?
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