Tristan Kleemann

A German male who is quite fond of the sport "Tennis". He also enjoys tea and crumpets while stuffing down an enjoyable steak sandwich that was made by his father. He also has a great grandfather who happens to be a nazi and a great-great-grandfather who was a Chinese emperor. He is known to sleep around with several men such as Aidan Maughan, Alexander Prodromidis, and Henry Starr (H).

Tristan Kleemann requested to passionately kiss me on the mouth and then proceed to make sweet love

Tristan Hales

Yeah he drinks in the white horse Wincanton.

...Hmmm Space cadet, Tristan is his name.

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Dirty Tristan

When the dick is too huge for the mouth so you shove it in even further and it reaches the stomach, then you pull it out very hard and the person chokes, then you force them in 2 hardcore rounds of sex where you go all in, sticking it in so far, further than it is supposed to go in, then the other person shoves a banana up his butthole, then he screams in their ass so loud, it shatters the condom, then it goes all wrongy wrongy.

Hey Teddy, nice dirty Tristan last night, geez, i had a headache from that one, by the way, can you rub my breasts?

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Tristan Finkelstein

The god to the people that practice the Tristonian Religion. It is said in the blink of an eye the most perfect human being to ever exist was born by God. God assigned him to be his successor once his time was up. The Tristonians believe Tristan will come to power in 0 TT. TT Stands for Tristan Time, which documents when Tristan, the future lord and savior will watch over us, his children. In the standard count for years, his reign will begin in the year 5000.

I practice Tristanisism. I believe Tristan Finkelstein will become our god.

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Tristan and Emily

Most amazing couple he loves her more then words can explain. She puts up with his bs no matter what but be rude to her and he will kill you because he loves her so much.

Have you seen Tristan and Emily they are so cute 🥰

TRISTAN COLE

TRISTAN IS JUST FUCKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE INCLUDING JOEL AND FINN

TRISTAN COLE🤤🤤🤤🤤

The Tristan Effect

When a new idea/object/person is introduced that everyone likes at first but everyone slowly starts to see through the cracks and the subject does not change.

Person 1: did you used to like family guy?
Person 2: yeah it used to be really good
Person 1: so sad it fell victim to The Tristan Effect

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