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Troy is a handsome hunk of muscles and looks like a d1 model he is a Seahawks fan and has a fat cock he loves gal gator and is borderline frat boy he is white as hell but still gets mad hoes everyone likes him and he is really good at football he is chunk while he is young but he will glow up as he gets older
Girl 1 Troy toungett is so hot I want to suck him off so bad
Girl 2 I know
"troy nguyen be like, its a double rim"
"man i hate that troy nguyen guy"
everybody loves troy. the troy effect is real and it happens to everyone at least one time in their life. everybody falls in love with troy, he’s so hard to not fall in love with. sometimes it’s hard because troy makes you feel like you need to be with him 24/7. when you fall in love with troy it is a whole different world you’re living in. everyone has feelings for troy.
girl 1: hey i think i’m in love with you
troy: yeah baby, that’s the troy effect
A lying man whore pussy ass bitch.
Troy Cook is a lying pussy ass bitch.
Trois-Rivieres is currently the suicide capital of Canada. It has been ranked the town with the worst quality of life in the province of Quebec. Founded in 1634 it is located half way between Montreal and Quebec. People in this town think they are so great. It is “mandatory” to own a car because it's basically all asphalt, parking lots and great distances. When going down town all you will get the "privilege to meet" are idiotic morons who have drank fluorinated water their wholes lives thus having lowered IQs. In this sad uneducated town, a night out will yield the following elements, guarantied every time: a bunch of broke idiots will be parading down Boulevard Des Forges over and over about 5 times in their dropped Civic with their music so loud while every time the same song is playing at the same time period. Trois-Rivieres sucks, all they do is drugs, study, have sex, eat demineralised junk food loaded with msg and artificial preservatives and drive around town, or, spend their fucking nights on Facebook. Trois-Rivieres is the ugliest place I have ever seen. The other day I saw 2 guys peeing on an elderly lady from their balconies. God this place sucks, and everyone says it.
Yves Lévesque: In Trois-Rivières there are many fucking idiots wearing skateboard branded tuques during summer time and fucking ugly people walking around with rickets, down syndrome, hypotonia, bad breath and it is common to hear stories about people shitting blood on the floor of stores. Fuck Trois-Rivieres.
Andre Gabias: Yes, we should have let Trois-Rivieres burn during the great fire.
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When you are having anal sex and the girls hands are handcuffed to her legs, you then proceed to pull out and splurge on her face while laughing.
Dude I pulled a fountain of troy last night.
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a nostalgic statement followed by an awkward silence. usually followed by others shouting "BOOK OF TROY".
"this one time i was on a cruise and i drank a glass of bicardi 151"
awkward silence
"BOOK OF TROY"
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