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con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions
*any couple doing couple stuff*
me: con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions
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in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.
your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'
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THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS
Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?
Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
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how to say "youre fat" to a boy in Portuguese
when a fat asshole walked up to me I said "tu es um gorda" now hes fat and stupid looking
Dame Tu Cosita is the reason why Hector’s definition is called a bully when he’s not a bully. Dame Tu Cosita is the dangerous alien on this planet
Bro,Dame Tu Cosita And Hector is a problem!