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Basically a meet-up, but for cunts.
ass1:
@ass2 hey, u going to the DC tweet-up?
ass2:
@ass1 yeah boyyee!
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Promoting a product or URL you like on twitter. Instead of a shout out, it's a tweet out.
I asked my friend to give my new website a Tweet Out, so I could take advantage of his following on Twitter.
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A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.
Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.
Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.
Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight
Alex:Dude, he's not invited
Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.
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What happens when you sit on a smartphone with the Twitter app installed. Similar in concept to butt dialing, but more embarassing because it can be seen by the whole world.
Herp: dsfargeg asdf blueberry muffins
Derp: @Herp wtf?
Herp: @Derp Sorry, my smartphone keeps butt tweeting.
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Tweeting while you're being paid to do your job, not tweeting. Say at a really boring staff meeting, or while on the phone with your boss.
Sally is the queen of subversive tweeting--she sent out forty tweets during that brainstorming session at work on Monday.
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An accomplished, presumably irreversible deed or fact; a thing already done by announcing it on Twitter.
A fait accompli accomplished via Tweet.
Even though he hadn't proposed, their engagement was a tweet accompli once she announced it on her Twitter page.
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