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Ultimate turtle

An extemely slow-moving, lazy, or sluggish person or object. Often has the phrase "at the pace of" preceeding it.

"This person in front of us is walking at the pace of an ultimate turtle"

"The ketchup is coming out of the bottle at the pace of an ultimate turtle"

by Amy B. November 23, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ultimate warrior

One of the most popular wrestlers of the late 80's and early 90's. The posterboy for a wrestler who is all show and no talent. His wrestling ability consist of him running mad-sprint to the ring(usually tiring himself out before the match) then proceeding to shake the ropes as hard as he can. Once the match actually started his greeness was very apparent. The man couldn't even perform his trademark move correctly and actually hurt other wrestlers in doing so. The reason why the Warrior was so popular was plain and simple...he looked cool. Complete with a cut muscular body he also had huge feathered hair which would have made Bon Jovi jealous. He had a streamers flailing from his arms and bright colored facepaint. The Warrior has been noted as a strange man, yes his name is legally The Warrior. To say the least the Ultimate Warrior is or was the worst Heavyweight Champion ever!

Ha, Ultimate Warrior fucked up another move!

by Brandaminator October 10, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ultimate McGangBang

When one takes a Double Quarter Pounder and inserts a McChicken Sanwich into it. Thus creating the Ultimate McGangBang.

Note* Only in Canada.

mmmm, Ultimate Mcgangbang

by DrizzyDr September 23, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ultimate Scooter

A bunch of silly kids who STILL ride scooters. They think they're a "tuff gang bruh!" and they ride their scooters in such hardcore gangsta places such as PRIMARY SCHOOLS. Enjoy your death-defying scooter tricks, kids. Also, they are so hardcore that they write about themselves on urbandictionary.com Pretty gangsta, yo!

Guy 1:HEY BRUH! YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FULLY SICK SCOOTER GANG, ULTIMATE SCOOTER!!!??
Guy 2: Scooter gang? Are you fucking serious? BAHAHAHAHA

by cjhard September 1, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


the ultimate death

When having a sexual intercourse with a girl, you impale her vagina with your penis. Giving the ultimate death.

I was banging some hot girl and gave her the ultimate death.

by day boys December 7, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ultimate Captain

The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.

That nigga Garet is so fucked up he thinks he will get mad pussy if he has the ultimate captain

by LiqourBonger September 11, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Ultimate Virgin

The one who rivals the Virgin Mary

"Man, I still didn't get laid."
"You're going to grow up to be the ultimate virgin!"

by yeetymcfeetyteety January 28, 2019