Uncle Steve

The act of having to go down to the local Gas Station to take a dump and shower in the sink.

"Hey man, my water got shut off so I had to pull an Uncle Steve and go to BP."

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uncle phil

will smiths uncle. he's cool. you remember on that episode of Family Matters...during the credits they did this little joke piece...Carl was sitting on the couch and Ritchie and a friend made like a bet...and then one of the two looks at carl and says something like.."you're right, he does look alot like uncle phil," and right away uncle phil opens the front door and kinda looks like he's thinking "what the hell is going on here?" And then Carl gets up and just starts laughing his ass off, and then they hug.

That shit was cool.

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Uncle Dad

An Uncle who stepped in to help raise you because your biological father is a piece of dirt. No incest. No mom-brother sex. Just a great Uncle who helped out.

My Uncle Dad walked me down the aisle, because my real dad is a crap.

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uncle chong

An Asian man who is White Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is White Washed would be called an Aunt Chong.

Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Joe: Joe, you are such an Uncle Chong

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Uncle Ben

a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make Uncle Ben's Rice.

Hey girl, how was it? Girl, he pulled a "Uncle Ben".

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Uncle Sam

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White & Blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a huge hat. Uncle Sam, along with this description, is commonly portrayed as this old-looking, but tough-as-nails, figurehead pointing at you, the viewer of the poster, and below it he's saying "I Want You".
Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.

*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.

*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.

Libby-Lib : "*puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points* I want you so I can screw your children over by sending them to ficticious wars!"
Me : "....not funny."

Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^
Hottie : "*has a confused look*"

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Weird Uncle

That creepy bastard who never got married and scares the shit out of other family members. He usually has a unibrow, 1970s style big glasses, a toupee, and is really short. Often seduces young children and makes movies of the experience in his basement. Also known as the black Sheep in some cases

When I was but a wee lad, my Weird Uncle Andre took me to a baseball game. Then he took me home and made a video of me naked with a monkey in his basement. I rather enjoyed it then, but now I'm as scared as hell of that sick bastard...well, at least I was before he got sent to prison and gangbanged.

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