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in West Virginiawhere potholes are on the highway
A pot holewas on the highway and I about shit myself thinking my tire popped going speed limit of 65 before BAAAAP only in west Virginia
a state in the united states of america. it is shaped like a middle finger, or a pineapple when turned a little bit.
west virginia split from virginia in 1863 and became a union state, thus its a middle finger to the confederacy.
Having your sexual partner take laxative after which consuming a can of cream 🌽. When feeling the urge to blow, engage in anal intercourse and here that thing Plunge!
Gave my gf a Virginia Plunger last night, she ain’t shit right since!
When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.
I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle
Don went to his girlfriends appartment and wondered where her roomate was. The girlfriend said that she was busy 'dancing with Virginia'
used to mount a toy horse on a dick, typically for porn scenes.
Joe: Hey, did you see the new porn flick where the girl put the Virginia saddle on the dudes dick?
Mark: Fuck yea dude that was amazing