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Soft Velvet

1. Velvet that is esp. smooth and soft to the touch. Rather easy to damage, and is usually saved for use as a scarf or shawl.

2. A chat addict, very friendly and nice when you need assistance, but a complete bitch when not happy. Also the sissy of Anna. Is married to Mako, and is owned by Redline and KnightWalker.

The soft velvet scarf was purple in color and added depth to the total emsamble.

*SoftVelvet pounces and snuggles Anna tight

by sugarqueen April 18, 2003

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Velvet Elvis

A peanut-butter and banana grilled sandwich. The preparation is similar to that of grilled cheese, in that the pan is greased and two slices of bread are grilled in butter, with both sides containing peanut butter and sliced bananas. Sometimes called a velvis.

Dude, I just ate a velvis, it was mad tasty.

Dude, I just ate a velvet elvis and broke out in hives. Guess I can't eat peanut butter anymore.

by Velvis April 26, 2011

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Velvet Underground

A 60's/70's band fronted by the extremely talented and legendary lou reed and backed by otherwise mediocre musicians and entertainers. Many claim to have been tormented as children because of their listening to the band, and thus use the experience as the driving force behind the whole "you guys just dont get me" persona.

"Hey man, Im just going to go read some Catcher in the Rye while touching myself and then maybe put on the velvet underground album and drown myself in a puddle of my perpetual sorrow."

by JFru July 11, 2008

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Velvet Mafia

A conglomerate homosexual men with diversification that's inclusive all walks of life, socioeconomics, occupations, ethnicities or races, and act as a single entity in achieving it ends. Often the members of the mafia occupy positions that beneficial to the whole or a purpose, such as gays of color distributing narcotics to communities White gays can not do so safely. The higher echelons of the Velvet Mafia are predominately if not all White gay men.

Historically, the Velvet Mafia begun alongside the Italian Mafia, which utilized the gay clubs for laundering money and funds for start ups of other more lucrative endeavors. After the near collapse of the Italian Mafia, the gay community having learned of more elusive criminal activity, infiltrated avenues of business once denied them. Disguising themselves as "heterosexual" even taking wives or arranging fake marriages to bought women or even posing as women themselves.

One of the leading industries occupied and dominated by the Velvet mafia is the Entertainment industries, with growing activity in gentrification. Criminality that fund the Velvet Mafia are drug distribution and production, and human trafficking. Other avenues in the gray would include politics, such as the Log Cabin Republicans, wealthy group of White gay men whom who were the Trump presidency's financial backing.

The velvet mafia is everywhere and nowhere at once

by CanisNocturnas July 18, 2021

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Velvet Tipper

A more politically correct term for a fag or gay man when used with your friends when angered.

Shut up you velvet tipper.

by Jermaine Allen December 14, 2007

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Velvet Elvis

It's when you get a blow job by an old lady that takes her dentures out while you're dressed as Elvis

Bro, I rocked that elvis impersionation at the senior center so good that I got a velvet elvis!

by tko23 December 14, 2011

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velvet goldmine

Term for a woman's sexual parts, ie the vagina.

The title of an excellent glam-rock era David Bowie song about a woman's genitalia.

Julia's velvet goldmine was dripping so wet that Winston could fit his entire fist into it.

by Angelo Chapman August 5, 2006

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