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jigga vision

blurry or shaky vision as a result of taking ecstacy

I can't read that sign, I have jigga vision after eating those pills!

by bigBootyHoeZZZ October 25, 2009

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blazer-vision

being so faded out of your mind that your eyes are barely open and you don't even notice.

Because of our blazer-vision we didn't notice the ground we were stepping on was actually two feet of mud.

by Caitlyn AKA 'Blueberry yum-yum' November 12, 2007

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Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.

Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021

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Corn Vision

Corn Vision is having your vision obstructed by stalks of corn

I lost Nea in the corn field I ate corn vision

by DarrenTanKJackso February 5, 2019

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Epic-Vision

A visual sensation experienced by wearing a pair of polarized sunglasses with brown lenses, so named for the "dramatic movie/tv show sunset" quality it imbues on the surrounding world.

Keaton put on the brand-new pair of ray ban aviators and the dull scene before him suddenly looked like something out of Gone in Sixty Seconds...he had entered Epic-Vision.

by The Epic Life April 3, 2010

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tumblr vision

Tumblr vision (noun):
1) To dedicatedly refuse to properly assess or analyse situations, assertions or opinions from anything other than one's own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.

2) The impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one's opinions. Symptoms are more severe in juveniles.

Person 1: That chick lost her shit at me man, all I did was hold a door open for her and say good morning.
Person 2: What the fuck is her problem?
Person 1: Apparently I'm being oppressive.
Person 2: You're a fucking doorman at a hotel.
Person 1: She's probably got tumblr vision.

by Johnny Fabrizio October 31, 2013

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89 vision

The vision you have when you are stoned

Last night i was seeing through the 89 vision.

by C wall March 20, 2007

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