Hit Wags

Spouses, significant others, or bottom-bitches that are sexually alluring. This phrase is not to be used for side pieces, mistresses, or booty calls.

Nick: By the Way, I am hosting a Super Bowl Party at my place this weekend. All are welcome, including your hit wags. No side pieces allowed! I don't want to have to hide my valuables.

Kyle Wagness

graphictoria man!!!!!!!!

Person 1: who's that swagalicious guy?
Person 2: Oh my god, thats Kyle Wagness!

Peter WAG

An arrogant batch who doesn't leave his every message unanswered such vile scum as he needs to be isolated!

Person #1: Who's that guy?
Person #2: His name is Peter Wag

G$WAG

refers to a swag ass mutha fuckin pimpy friend group from Claremore Oklahoma

Yo, is that fucking G$WAG?

Little wag

Two trays dog sidekick who's favorite toy is an empty plastic bottle and if were a human would 100% have asthma

He’s also two trays favorite kid

Two trays: come on little wag let’s roll out

Little wag: *excessive wheezing breath*

Little wag

Little wag is gangster two trays cross eyed doggie sidekick, and is the dog embodiment of asthma

Two trays: come on little wag let’s go

Little wag: *incoherent wheezing

Jelly wag

a replacement for hell yeah

“OH HELL YEAH!!”
“Oh silly Patty you mean OH JELLY WAG!!”