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Walmart as fuck

When some looks shitty or is shitty.

Ratchet, broke down, busted

Did you see what Carol's wearing today? Is it pajamas?
Yea I saw it. She looks Walmart as fuck!

Yo, you peep Kyle's ride?
Man that shit is Walmart as fuck!

by Coldblooded October 7, 2016


Walmart Hopping

One who visits a numerous amount of Walmarts in his/her area.

Girl 1: Heyy.. The Dickson Walmart is too big.. The Waverly Walmart has a bad selection... WELL HEY.. LETS GO TO THE CAMDEN WALMART!

Girl 2: "..........." Well.. She's going Walmart Hopping today....

by mactowngirl November 9, 2010


walmart slacks

n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match

Personal Story:

I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.

by ThatVintageGuy January 9, 2014


walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango January 24, 2016


Walmart 10

A woman who is usually a 5 is a Walmart 10

She's a Walmart 10

by Greennuns69 December 10, 2016


walmart tumbleweed

The millions of plastic grocery bags seen flying through the trees and rolling across streets and yards.

Joe:There goes another walmart tumbleweed. Laura: But, where do they go?

by jesophnerrben June 2, 2011


Walmart Princess

Any female you see in a Wal-Mart that is above a 6 on a hot scale of 1-10.
Any hot redneck girl.

Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.

Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.

by BigJay65 February 24, 2011