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An affliction whereby a person is found to be shopping at Walmart multiple days a week at any hour of the day or night.
"OMG. Every time I call Mom, she's at Walmart. She has a Walmart obsession."
A female who acts like a loli and also a slut
This walmart loli is good at sucking dick
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One who visits a numerous amount of Walmarts in his/her area.
Girl 1: Heyy.. The Dickson Walmart is too big.. The Waverly Walmart has a bad selection... WELL HEY.. LETS GO TO THE CAMDEN WALMART!
Girl 2: "..........." Well.. She's going Walmart Hopping today....
When some looks shitty or is shitty.
Ratchet, broke down, busted
Did you see what Carol's wearing today? Is it pajamas?
Yea I saw it. She looks Walmart as fuck!
Yo, you peep Kyle's ride?
Man that shit is Walmart as fuck!
n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match
Personal Story:
I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.
Really bad or slow wifi connection.
"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."
"She totally has Walmart wifi!"
When you cum, piss, and shit inside a Walmart bad then stick your friend’s face in it while dry humping their ass.
“Dude what happened to you?”
“My girl gave me a Walmart Gringo!”