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A cinnamon roll who thinks he’s a bad person, but is actually a smol innocent bean.
Ur so nice your such a Jeffrey Walter Jr.
A Darius Walters is a sex god, amazing at call of duty and will cus you out at any given moment.
Hates confrontation but will turn into hood Darius if ever challenged.
Is full with more wind than a hot air balloon and wears socks and sandles into work to go with his consistent all year wearing three quarters, band top and snap back!
Is allergic to EVERYTHING but we all can't live with out a Darius!
"we've all had the Darius Walters"
Walter Yoda, is a cool, funny, and considerate being. Walter Yoda is green. He is the best bf, and very supportive. He is a good friend and has a kind heart. Sometimes he acts edgy, but deep down we all know he is a teddy bear.
An american hero who on the fourth of July weekend of 2015 terminated the terrorist cat known as Cecil, a member of the lion family who supported Al-Qaeda and held flag burning rallies.
"May 2nd, 2011: hey we got Osama Bin Laden they must have sent Walter Palmer in!"
When a woman oils herself and her partner up and rides them like a horse to climax
'I oiled up Barry and Sir Waltered him until I came'
The protagonist (and antagonist) of the Breaking Bad series.
A high school chemistry teacher who is diagnosed with lung cancer and on a whim decides to begin cooking meth with a former student of his Jesse Pinkman.
Also goes by Heisenberg or The One Who Knocks.
Really fucking good at cooking meth.
Jesse: Yo Mr. White lets cook some of that blue stuff.
Walter White: Shut the fuck up Jesse, go kill a meth head for me.
Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
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