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Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break
What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!
Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.
The act of masterbating without using any form of technology what so ever.
My internet was down so I had to have an amish wank last night.
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British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).
She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.
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Pleasuring yourself to people you have added as friends or friends of friends on social networking sites.
Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.
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The ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry wank, involving weeping while wanking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.
I was so sad last night all I could do was cry wank.
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When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.
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man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
To stop play a game, often times competitive (IE, CS:GO or LoL), midway to jerk off.
Once you then come back to the game few minutes later you should play better.
At halftime both me and my buddy John went for a mojo wank. We both #REKT afterwards.