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An act of masturbation whilst eating a pie.
"Did you do anything nice for lunch today?"
"No, I just had a Wigan wank in the van before I went round to fix that boiler."
The act of masterbating without using any form of technology what so ever.
My internet was down so I had to have an amish wank last night.
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Pleasuring yourself to people you have added as friends or friends of friends on social networking sites.
Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.
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British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).
She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.
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The ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry wank, involving weeping while wanking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.
I was so sad last night all I could do was cry wank.
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When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.
Eg1
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
To wank proudly out of an open window and ejaculate onto the road or stunned passers by.
Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!
I'm in a rather dirty mood tonight Claude, infact I'm going to have a quick window wank. Should I ever need an alibi I'm pretty sure the neighbours will remember.