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Total War

An excellent series of strategy games for the PC, using an ingenious mix on turn-based and real-time. Games include:

Shogun:Total War
Shogun Total War Expansion:Mongol Invasion
Medieval:Total War
Medieval Total War Expansion:Viking Invasion
Rome:Total War

I played a Total War game today ^_^

by NecroGrim August 28, 2005

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War on Drugs

One of biggest conspiracies of our time, in which the United States government declared a "war" against drugs in order to divert the public's attention from the real issues like violence, poverty, racism, and the inadequate structure under which our country is run.

"Instead of a war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me."- Tupac

by sim sim salabim March 1, 2006

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Sperm Wars

An intense competition that spans over roughly nine months. A group of men ejaculate into a cup and afterwards the mens' semen is mixed. A female volunteer is then inseminated by the mixed semen and nine months later when the volunteer gives birth, the baby's physical appearance as well as DNA(to be certain) is compared with each of the players. The player who is the baby's father is the winner.

Note: For optimal results, players of different races are recommended.

Lets settle this over sperm wars.

by SpermWarrior January 16, 2011

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My War

The best fucking anime opening in the entire history of anime openings. It is the 6th opening from the anime Attack on Titan. You should watch it, it's a pretty cool anime. It's about a boy that wants to kill all the human-eating giants called titans.

Listen to My War. You will not regret it.

by Your average weeb March 29, 2021


total war

A series of games by Creative Assembly published by Activision or Sega. There has been 5 games and 5 expansions. The games are listed according to their release dates

Shogun Total War (set in feudal Japan)
Shogun Total War Mongol Invasion (includes a Mongol Campaign)
Medieval Total War (set in medieval Europe)
Medieval Total War Viking Invasion (set in the British isles and scandinavia)
Rome Total War (set in the late Roman Reublic to the early empire)
Spartan Total Warrior (set in a historically inaccurate world where there is already a Roman empire in 300BCE)
Rome Total War Barbarian Invasion (set in the Late Roman empire during the Volkewanderung)
Rome Total War Alexander (set in Alexander the Great's campaign in Persia)
Medieval II Total War (similar to Medieval Total war but it has more playable factions and it includes the New World)
Medieval II Total War Kingdoms (contains 4 campaigns: The New World, 13th Century Britain, Crusades and Northern Crusades, releasing August 2007)

Total War rocks! I can't wait for the Kingdoms Expansion.

by nonsense! June 19, 2007

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war on terror

I don't know whether to fear a bunch of ragtag freedom fighters from another country, or my own government's 1984-style policies.

We are waging a war on terror and we don't even know who the fuck the real enemy is.

by Dudley October 8, 2003

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dogs of war

A somewhat derogitive term used for Mercenaries, or soldiers for hire. Generally describes ex-soldiers and/or combat experts that offer either direct service or military training in exchange for currency.

Such individuals have been employed; as a supplemental force to the U.S. Military in Iraq and Aghanistan, to train Military and Terrorist groups alike, and in some cases to engage in military actions that a country's own military cannot, as was the case in Rwanda.

Such individuals or groups can employ their skills for good(as in Rwanda), or bad(as in training Al Qaeda recruits).

Can't think of an example.

by Justin July 17, 2005

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