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whilst masturbating, one might make the common mistake of shoving a thin scrap of a candle in your dick hole. this causes great stimulation, however it may slip in and crystallize in your bladder. This is actually supposed to be done with a letter opener like the men who live in Arabia. Read the book "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk for more information. Look for the short story called "Guts" within the book.
Johnny made the common mistake of shoving urethra wax in his willy for stimulation. He eventually had to tell his parents that he was pissing blood because of the crystallized wax in his bladder. There goes the college fund.
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Another way of saying to jack off
or to recieve a hand job
orginated by a one reid of concord CA, hes a great guy also made up fag nancy
bro the sub we had on thursday damn id like her wax my willie
bro i was so bored last saturday i waxed the willie like 18 times
sorry i cant hang out today i have to wax the willie
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Also known as a Brazilian. This is the process of applying a strong adhesive wax to the area of a womans crotch which is affected by unwanted hair growth & then 'ripped' away at speed, in order to 'tear' the unwanted hair from that part of her body, leaving it smooth & clean. This should be law. There is nothing worse than a girl with a pussy beard. If your girl has a dirty, hairy crotch & won't do anything about it - grow a moustache & see how she likes it.
French girls are known for their hairy bodies. SICK!!!
Get yourself a pussy wax and shut the hell up!!!
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When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.
Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.
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The Brazilian wax is widely know to be the most painful and sexy thing a woman can do to her lower private area. This is only for the brave and (luck enough) high pain tolerance woman. Men can also get this wax but it is not as common. What usually happens is the person goes to waxing/nail/spa place, asks for a Brazilian and then is led into a private room where a woman/man (usually horrible with English) starts waxing your pubic hair. Once this is done, it's necessary to take a shower after.
Person 1: Hey I just got Brazilian Wax!
Person 2: OW!!!
Person 1: Yeah, but totally worth it, super smooth now.
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In the act of performing vaginal intercourse, you quickly tear out a chunk of your girlfriend's (or partner's) pubic hair as you finish.
After I pulled out, I gave Rachel a Hot Wax. She screamed in pain after I pulled out 6 strands of hair.
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Hot Waxing is when you masturbate and then ejaculate over an unsuspecting victim while their sleeping or passed out... Covering them in semen so when it's dried they have to peel it off...
Dude, Whaddilia was drunk and passed out so I gave her a good "Hot waxing" and she didn't even wake up!!!
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