A small, usually flat, droopy thing located on the back side of a white woman. It is almost always saggy, and can sometimes resemble the shape of a triangle. Almost always unappealing, these white women try to make up for this shortcoming by paying much attention to their hair. Unfortunately some guys fall into this trap, but they usually are black, have a small penis, or a combination of both.
Tyrone: "yo bruh, why you always datin a sista or a mami?"
Me: "Listen, just because I'm white doesn't mean I cant enjoy a REAL woman?"
Tyrone: "Yo that's foul black, u know ma bitch be white"
Me: "Yeah about that, I though you black boys love you some nice booty"
Tyrone: "We do... but dem white gurlz have nice flat hair"
Me: "Ummmm... yea..... enjoy that.....White Girl Butt"
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Getting so drunk at a party or event that everyone suddenly knows you bc you puked in 2 cars and an uber.
Last night at the MP ball, Villegas got white girl wasted
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Something so Intense and crazy that it surpasses the craziness of a kooky white girl
Erica:Damn my son,Your life is pretty gucci.But mine is white girl crazy
Me:Oh wow,Flocka's life isn't even white girl crazy
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"White girl" is COCAINE!
Rappers are not singing about how much they like "white girls"
They are talking about how much white they can sell.
White girl rap is:
"You know we keep dat white gurl , Christina Aguilera"
White girl rap means: Were on deck, come get some coke.
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A White Girl Story™ is a story that has a beginning and and end, but no real climax. Bonus points if they start stating facts that have nothing to do with the story.
Tiffany: So four years ago on a Saturday someone cut me off
John: What a White Girl Story™
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Anything thats supposed to be sporty but has a small 6 cylinder engine.
Most notably the v6 mustang, V6 camaro, and Pontiac G6.
Other notable examples are any fiat, or mini cooper, VW beetles, hyundi veloster and kia soul.
"Hey bro come check out my sick new mustang"
*pops hood*
"Aw its only a V6 you got the white girl car"
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A girl that claims she’s different when shes doing everything other people do. She spends all her father’s money buying Brandy Melville shirts that look the same. She uses black slang around black girls. She strives to be everyone’s favorite when she’s really just annoying. She makes fun of black woman for wearing protective styles when her hair is oily and it hasn’t been washed in months.
Basic White Girl: I’m so quirky hahah
Random: no you’re not, you’re just obnoxious
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