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CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020


Wifi Gambit

The Online Chess strategy where you abuse your opponent's poor internet connection to easily claim the win. Coined by Levy Rozman aka GothamChess

Oh his wifi's down, WIFI GAMBIT WIFI GAMBIT LETS GOOOO

by MumboJumboFan123 January 15, 2023


Wifi Dongle

A device used to Receive signals transmitted from your local ISP so you can use the Internet.
Also, it sounds funny.

Hey my hunny deary hubban, can you fix the Wifi Dongle?

by Mgrhr24665 November 13, 2021


Wifi Bands

digital currency

made some "wifi bands" off the internet today

by YungDegen May 18, 2024


WiFi boy

WiFi boy is a boy who ended his mother because of bad WiFi, the tail is one that is very long and important to today’s infrastructure of pop culture. The demise of WiFi boy’s mother sparked the renaissance of new times.

“Bro you remember when WiFi boy floored his mum?”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025


WiFi rebalencing

The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.

Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.

by HelpDeskMagic December 05, 2019


Spectrum x wifi (wifrum)

A ship between the host and co host of SAWARS😟

Hey I ship spectrum x wifi (wifrum)
Ew

by Metal Eater June 06, 2022