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A joint specifically designed to smoke in the morning after a night of chonging on some potent cheese weed to get you going for the rest of one man's daily activities such as fucking some potent pussy.
Person 1 "Mornin' la, fucked me y'know"
Person 2 "Fancy a waker baker lad?"
Person 1 "Yeah deffo lad, need to chong on me la"
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Any girl who has built a reputation for saying she will do things with the guys, then decides, at the last minute, not to.
Mike: Dude let's go and get our tattoos!
TJ: Okay, man, let's go! Wake up Ashley!
Ashley: I'm not getting it anymore...
Mike: Man what a Backout Baker
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Hannah Baker is a character in the Netflix series 13 reasons why, in which she has left cassette tapes with 13 recordings each addressed to a specific person stating their part in her decision to kill herself. It is also used as a way of saying suicide without actually saying suicide, for example
Go Hannah baker yourself
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The uterus. Part of the female anatomy.
My woman was getting smart with me, so I kicked her right in the baby baker.
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Such a cunt, he should go jump off a bridge and he is such a selfless stupid cunt that should never be loved or cared for
The end.
Woah look at that cunt face jack baker
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The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.
Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"
Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"
Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"
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When a man reaches the point of orgasm and ejaculates on his partners "rolls" of fat. Resembling cinnamon rolls.
Baby, I'm feeling hungry, when I cum can I do a Baker's Delight?
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