bark button

A dog's anus. A euphamism used with younger kids that curiously touch everything.

"Billy, do not push Sparky's bark button!"

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Chill button

Lacking a button to chill out when a joke goes overboard.

A:"I would eat J-Lo's farts."
B: "Son, you have no chill button! You crazy man!"

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love button

in reference to the clitoris, often times referred to as the happy maker, or orgasm-switch, girls like to touch there, and have it licked.

Slam my stinktube while you push my love button!

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Button Burn

Occurs when you take a pair of jeans just out of the dryer, and put them on. The Hot metal button painfully singes the surface of your skin hence the name Button Burn.

Dude I was late for a dinner date, and had no clean pair of jeans. I tossed a pair in the dryer to freshen them up I put them on on the way out the door and got a bad case of Button Burn.

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love button

Also known as a clitoris.

My girlfriend laughs when I push her love button!

If you push it enough times, you get a prize!

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sew buttons

An expression used to fill a pregnant pause when someone simply says "so" either as a way to start a conversation (but is not sure what to say) or as a reply to something they are not impressed with.

Also can be referred to as "Sew buttons on your underwear."

Example #1

Girl #1: So...?
Girl #2: Sew buttons.

Example #2

Girl: I just had a 5 minute conversation with Stephen Fry at the mall!
Boy: So?
Girl: Sew buttons.

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happy button

A slang term used for the clitoris.

I found her happy button, and proceeded to lick it.

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