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The 44th and next President of the United States.
Jeb and his Florida cronies won't be able to rig the election results this time around. ;)
bye bye dubya....
to be inaugaurated as 44th President of the United States, Jan.20,2005.
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Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful
· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
Damn that guy Chris sure has Clark Syndrome
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The second most popular intersection in the prestegious village of Wrigleyville on Chicago's North Side.
Gaggles of trixies and chads frolick about Clark and Belmont on their way out to drink Bud Light in Irish Pubs.
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a boy who is loved by many girls, but ONE IN PARTICULAR IS AMANDA! :)
amanda: man, Noah Clark is sooooo totally awesome, i LOVE him
laura: oh yeah?
amanda: deff! we are gunna get married some day :)
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when anal fucking a girl, get deep enough to get a substantial amount of poo on the tip of your dick. then pull out and tell her to suck it like it contains the anti-serum. if your dong has enough poo on it, this should resemble some nasty skank enjoying a king size clark bar on a fine summer day.
"so...i was balls deep in this bitch and she yelled out Nick's name. so i pulled out and gave that ho a clark bar!"
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aka, The Thirteenth Grade. Clark College was pretty much High school with smoking but they recently banned smoking on campus. Now its pretty much a shitty college where mainly townie losers go so they dont get kicked out of thier parents houses. Occasionally it turns out a decent vocational student or the like. It is a rich, beautiful school led by a black man's George W. Bush. Who everybody dislikes. over 50 staffers have quit since his hire. It is a nuisance on the surrounding community and it is growing very quickly.
I'm a townie loser thus I go to Clark College so my parents dont kick me out of thier house.
U.C.L.A = University of Clark Local Area
U.N.L.V = University of Never Leaving Vancouver
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