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A 17, almost 18, year old boy who enjoys writing dirty messages to underage girls, and masturbating to their pictures. He has a lisp and is obsessed with pinkberry for some odd reason. His music is a shitty techno-ish, pop, sugary mix of faggotness. His father, Joey Page Sr., is almost as big of a creep as his son. SICKNASTY YO! =|
Joey Page, "The Teenage Rage", enjoys sucking mucho SICKNASTY penis in his spare time.
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husband of Gracy Page. If you've heard that he's married to anyone else, it was a lie.
Gracy Page? Never heard of her.
No way, dude. She's totally married to Jimmy Page. You know, the guy every classic rock fan calls "jesus".
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One of the great guitarists of all time, guitarist of Led Zeppelin, and don't go saying he sucks and is overrated, because he's quite the guitarist, but also don't go saying he is GOD, because you obviously havent heard Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, or Eric Clapton, but i'd have to say Jimmy is right in the top 10 to 5 guitarists with them. O yea and don't forget Joe Walsh.
LED ZEPPELIN ROCKS BUT SO DOES VAN HALEN
i don't like whole milk
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An action preformed while fucking doggy style.
While pumping the girls ass, the guy licks his thumb as if to turn the page of a novel but instead inserts it in the girls ass.
"Dude last night i was totally doing Travis's mom from behind and i gave her the old page turner."
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Jimmy page the rocking legend from one of the greatest ever bands 'Led Zepplin'. He played lead guitar for them and some of his greatest hit was blatantly 'Stairway to Heaven'
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Phrase used to declare that you belive a certain white female has had sexual intercourse with a black male.
(Made popular by "asathecomic" on youtube)
Joseph: "Man, I think Mary is the one for me."
Jake: "Mary?!?, that girl who lives in the ghetto? Forget it, shes got a whole six pages."
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a person with an insanely massive penis, like bigger than anyone in the world. if you think u have a bigger penis than braden page think again because you dont, so your a pindick and braden page has an incredibly massive and wide and long and thick cock and balls, and his awesome.
PIECE.
i slept with a guy who had the biggest penis last night!
well braden page's is so much bigger
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