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The Smith Slap is similar to the Bitch Slap. It is administered by one Alpha Male to a Beta male - typically in order to protect the honor of a female companion.
Occasionally at the Oscars in front of a global TV audience of over 14 million on Chris Rock’s face.
Wow. Will Smith just meted out a helluva Smith Slap on Chris Rock’s face. What a strong man.
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A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.
Uhggg, carter smith is in the bedroom with dad again!
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an out of date apple computer.
the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.
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An "Aidan Smith" is a man who will steal your name.
He is an egg and a thief.
Aidan Smith totally gets pegged by BBWs.
A classically handsome man with stamina, courage, passion, and known to have the largest possible form of the male genitalia. He is also typically a bisexual king.
Oh wow. Look at Erwin Smith. I just know he has the biggest pp.
Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.
Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.
Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.
The act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work.
Maybe if I spend more time zach smithing, I too can get an Obama phone.