Wine Tourista

A Wine Enthusiast who loves wine and tours various Wine Destinations to explore, taste, sample, enjoy and experience wines from different countries and appellations.

I just explored Napa and Sonoma California as a Wine Tourista for 5 days.

Wine Gut

When someone be drinking wine on the daily

“Damn Tina has such a wine gut, better hold off on the sweet red”

Wine Key

A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.

My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.

Wine and Shine

The act of a housewife or a girlfriend who gets motivated to clean either dishes, laundry or other household items etc. after several glasses of wine

Looks like mom has had a couple glasses of Merlot tonight; she is on her wine and shine routine!

Wine Mommy

A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.

My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy

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Wine Sex

Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.

Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"

Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"

Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"

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wine goggles

When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.

Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.

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