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When Madonna and Cardi B take interest in something new and profess their enormous knowledge on the subject across social media, triggering a chain phenomena. This results in household interest causing household members to take interest in the topic and express their new found interest by meeting with others who are now too newly interested. This results in social gatherings that include wine drinking. Laughs on the topic take place by these novices on the subject and they say to each other during the experience “Pass the wine” in a nonchalant manner.
Saturn and Jupiter come close together and a celebrity posts about it. Next thing everyone’s sisters and mothers are posting and talking about it and telescopes on Amazon hit all time sells. Now this groups of people gather together and pop open a bottle of wine. Next thing they are giggling and talking about how the event reflects on their life situation. Then one says: “Ohhh pass the wine” while giggling.
Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"
What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.
Wine Gift, The
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.
Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine
A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.
My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy
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Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.
Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"
Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"
Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"
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When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.
Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.
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