Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.

- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.

writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.

Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.

Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

what should i write in the search bar

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.

Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.

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flash-write

To quickly write down an essay.

To BS an essay really quickly and jot down the first ideas to come to mind.

I’m about to flash-write the hell out of this essay!

Jim from creative writing

Jim from creative writing is that one person in your life that you talk to and does not know when you are clearly not interested in what they are talking about but keeps talking anyway. No matter how many clues you try to give

Friend #1: "Hey how did your date go last night?"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"

write-only mode

1 - Someone who is talking and not paying attention to social queues that others want to speak.
2 - Someone who isn't listening to your explanation or just doesn't understand your explanation.

I was in a meeting with a user who was in 'write-only mode' and talked non-stop. Nobody could get a word in edgewise.