your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

your mum

YOUR BLOODCLUT MUM

I FUCK YOUR MUM BITCH

Your mum

It a roast people use but a really old and boring one...

' Your mum is so fat she can't even see the screen when watching a movie, '

YOUR MUM

its an other dudes mum

TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

your mum

A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.

your mum.

Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"

And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...

Your Mum

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''