do you trust me game

A game usually played between a new couple, used as either a way to see how far you can go with said person, or just as a time passer, the object is not to get the other person to say, no i do not trust you, the object is to get as far as you can without the person saying i don't trust you.

Sit your girlfriend beside you, ask to play the do you trust me game, put your hand on her knee, ask her if she trusts you, and if she says yes, move your hand up her leg slightly, same idea for a girl playing on a guy.

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To me you are you

The definitive come back to the infamous " no u". It is so powerful all nearby

thots and peasants will be repelled.

Jimmy: Ur mum gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sister a mister
ur brother a mother
ur granny a tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur family tree, LGBT
ur species a fesses

Bobert: No u.

Jimmy: To me you are you.
*Bobert has kideny failure
* Skins melts
*Sent to shadow relam
* Fire nations attack
*Kim Jong Un is fat
*WW3 begins
*All the Gods instantly die upon this horrific sight

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you got me messed up

Getting someone mad or having them frustrated. Pretty self explainable.

A1-Did you see dat girl Lanaika? Oh ma god!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!

E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!

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you owe me 50 cents

If a friend says to you 'you owe me 50 cents' it means you have had sexual intercouse with someone that they have had sex with in the past.

Context:
Bill: I had sex with Sarah on Tuesday
Sam: Oh mate, you owe me 50 cents.

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raah sick you get me

when you've dominated a situation, and every bitch knows!

I absolutely smashed that test, raah sick you get me!

This caviar is delightful, raah sick you get me!

I just met James Hancock, raah sick you get me!

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You owe me 78 dollars

"You owe me 78 dollars" is a phrase used when sarcastically demanding financial compensation, when it is completely inappropriate. Legend has it that the amount of $78 is based on a true story, where a bill for car maintenance was split between the members of a road trip, to fix damage that occurred a year after the trip.

Jack: Aw man, I just got a photo radar! You owe me 78 dollars!
Kate: Why?! You're the one driving!
Jack: Yeah, but you're in the car too. I'll send you a paypal invoice.

Hugo: Dude, try the sushi. It's awesome.
Sawyer: Okay, but if I don't like it you owe me 78 dollars.

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you make me geek smile

A way to tell someone that you like them and dunno how to tell them

Chris: Lizzie you make me geek smile

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