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When you get your rocks off to the sound of other people getting their rocks off, you're doing a Barney.
When you use unusual objects and surfaces to bring yourself to ecstasy, you're probably doing a Barney too.
I walked in on him, he was leaning up against the bookshelf, his trousers were down around his ankles... I think he was doing a Barney.
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a big purple bag that a country girl who's favorite color is purple brings to work every day
hey oscar look at all the purple stuff in the barney bag today wow i think i see something green and yes its bud!!
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A moving Chinese Firedrill. Can be done when three passengers and one driver or all passengers including the driver get out of the vehicle at low speeds and run in front of, and around the car usually at 10-15 mph and climb back into the car. Supper fun!
We did a Barney Rubble before we came to the game tonight. Ben got clipped by the door when he got out, and almost didn't make it.
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A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe
"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."
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An drunk irish man who lives at a bar. Usually got the gout. Also is really really gay. ie. homo
Barney badass is drunk again!!
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A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
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A girl acting like a hoe. She is a really big slut. Acting all cool, but cool at all. Big hoe
That girl thinks she is all cool, but she is just a barney's hoe.
Look at that big barney's hoe, but she is hot!
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