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The definition of a va-jim is an olive green suspended leotard with a tuxedo like front and an extra tight genitalia region, cup if you will, which craddles the penis to make it look larger. Va-jim's are normally worn by greasey-ass males who used to be called "Scrub" in high school.
What, you don't like my va-jim?
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The Jim Buckaroo: doggy style then in the crucial moment.........your fictional father Jim Buckaroo enter the room and stops... and stares for a second (keep in mind you are staring back while continuing your doggy style. "woof woof" amiright ;) and then flicks his hat up (bc hes canadian, of course) and slowly says....
"Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"
you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.
Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.
This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....
before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.
he tips his hat down and says
"its time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"
you wipe them and suddenly.... Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.
You're alone...
you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of white. and realize.....
Everything.
"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the reality of life.
yee haw...
Guy 1: hey did you see the game last night?
Guy 2: nah man, i heard my brother did The Jim Buckaroo
A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.
“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
When the female takes a used condom, pisses in it, and freezes it. After frozen, she uses the piss condom as a penis/dildo. The term originated from family guy.
“How was ur sex last night?”
“Good, she did a frosted Jim tho.”
A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.
Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
"Girl, that stripper had a Jim Tam."
"Yeah, I saw. Almost better than an actual penis."
Another pronounciation for the french saying "Je m'appelle". In other words, my name is :)
When you pew in a condom then freeze it and the a girl uses it like a dildo
Bob: so what did you and amy do last night
Ryan: well I gave her a frostie jim