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The way you live. what you do and work for, your goals.
"Get a life man, Don't sit on that computer all day and night."
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I'm sorry but this word does not have any meaning
life has no meaning.
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When you lose your breath, and revel in it.
There are moments... that are life.
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life is a test that you pass when you die
life is a sport that has no ground rules and many loopholes
life is a waiting room for all the fun of death
life is a game of musical chairs,
everyone gets out in the end.
on a long enough time-scale the life expectancy for everyone drops to zero
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Ninja plays Fortnite to make a living. He has no life.
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1. beer
2. lager (same thing)
3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel
4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic)
5. a comfy chair (to sit on)
6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up
7. kitchen towl that mops up anything
8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are
9. a wildlife documentary on mooses
10. all these things put together
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