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When you come in a girl while she’s on her period.
Guy 1: Bro I thought Jenny was on her period
Guy 2: Yeah she is I just gave her that Miami Vice
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Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.
Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.
Gallant: ...
A skin fade haircut you receive right before taking a plane to Miami, on your genitals.
Bro I’m so stoked to get this Miami skin fade. I’ve never had one before.
a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.
Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.
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People born the day of or after July 8, 2010. Known for their very low level of basketball knowledge & habitual or compulsive lying. It was first documented on ESPN forums in 2010 and is believed the infection takes hold of all four lobes of the cerebral cortex causes blindness & extreme memory loss.
note: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Florida via wagon caravan.
JOE: "My wife gave birth to our first baby boy he weighs 8lbs 4oz!"
BOB: "When was he born?"
JOE: "Just before 9:30 on July 8th!"
BOB: "So hes a 'Miami Heat Fan'?"
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DETECTIVE: "I know it was you who did it! We have fingerprint evidence!"
SUSPECT: "It wasnt me I swear!"
DETECTIVE: "Your being a real 'Miami Heat Fan' right now you sick son of a b####!"
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See Dade County
Miami-Dade County is a county in the state of Florida, in which The City of Miami and its encompassing areas and 'hoods is located in.
Formerly known as Dade County. The county's name was changed in 1997.
Miami-Dade County currently has 35 incorporated cities, towns, and villages.
1. City of Miami Gardens
2. City of Aventura
3. Town of Golden Beach
4. City of Sunny Isles Beach
5. City of North Miami Beach
6. City of North Miami
7. Village of Bal Harbour
8. Town of Bay Harbor Islands
9. Village of Indian Creek
10. Town of Surfside
11. Village of Biscayne Park
12. Village of Miami Shores
13. Village of El Portal
14. Village of North Bay Village
15. City of Opa-locka
16. Town of Miami Lakes
17. City of Hialeah
18. City of Hialeah Gardens
19. Town of Medley
20. City of Doral
21. City of Miami Springs
22. Village of Virginia Gardens
23. City of Sweetwater
24. City of Miami
25. City of Miami Beach
26. Village of Key Biscayne
27. City of West Miami
28. City of Coral Gables
29. City of South Miami
30. Village of Pinecrest
31. Village of Palmetto Bay
32. City of Cutler Bay
33. City of Homestead
34. City of Florida City
35. City of Islandia
Bitch, I'm from Dade County!
Quit frontin' like you from Miami-Dade County.
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When a woman (usually overweight) bends over and shows the world more than expected. Her ass is on display and there is usually a thin red or pink thong hanging half way up her ass.
Hey Roger I was at the kitchen in the office and Mimi from payroll dropped her diet coke. I heard it hit the ground and turned around and saw her bent over and her whole ass hanging out of her pants. I was like "Oh my God, Moon over Miami"
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