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Asking someone out for Starbucks enthusiastically
Friend: Starbucks Mou
Me : Let’s go
Cowardly conservative. Loves American and Constitution yet is scared to talk about it. Worries a few social media friends will be lost over politics or be seen as a redneck. Suspiciously quick and eager to always side with the left on all racial topics. Snobby, has little in common with middle class Republicans. Similar to a RINO, Bush Globalist, Lincoln Project phony Republican.
A Closet Republican and a Starbucks Republican is basically the same thing.
The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.
Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.
Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.
Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"
Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
When a Dominatrix takes a Starbucks coffee stirring straw and stick it into the tip of an erect penis and begins to stir the penis with the occasional flick to the tip of the exposed straw.
Dude I was at this girls house last night she asked if I've been Starbucks Stirred. When I said no she stuck a Starbucks straw in my dick and began to stir it.
The most bougie of all gays. Usually, this gay is found sipping Starbucks coffee at all times in their own bedazzled and personalized Starbucks reusable cup. The baristas know this gay by name, since he usually sits in the cafe on his MacBook for hours, constantly getting new drinks when he finishes his drink.
Oh wow, Niko is *definitely* a Starbucks gay! Look at him!
The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.
Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks