Tony

The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”

Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.

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Tony

Tony is ancient Icelandic used to describe people that have a certain elvish quality about them and could easily be confused with the hidden people of Iceland. Therefore tony translates as "one of the hidden people."

"Wow that guy looks like Legolas, he's definitely tony!"

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Tony

Don't fuck with. Him or he will pull out his little friend

Tony is fucking crazy

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Tony

A one eared loser

“Tony is really cool,” said no one ever

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Tony

A Tony is neither a boi or a girl. You have no idea what a today is. It’s a hermaphrodite. Tony’s usually dress like men and u can’t tell what it is until u get the pants off

Is it a boy or a girl

Idk it’s a tony

Is it a dike nah I think it’s a tony

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Tony

That nigga that lives near rite aid and never answers the phone when his niggas wanna talk

Tony, god fucking damn it

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Tony

A sexy, inteligent, funny, and all around amazing guy to be around. When he falls in love there's no going back and will do anything to keep his girl. Amazing in and out of bed. Sweat person.

That Tony kid is so sexy.

He loves her. He must be a Tony.

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