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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.
2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".
As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
Boston Turkey - when your hemmoroids are hanging out of your asshole.
I tried to sit down, but my Boston Turkey was killing me.
The skin on the ballsack or when someone gets the chills and goosebumps appear. Both resemble the skin of a turkey.
Matt's balls were hanging out and you could see his turkey skin. I am pretty cold today...My arms look like turkey skin.
The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.
Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner
He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
When a woman is passed out and snoring, the man ejaculates into her mouth causing her to gargle the semen producing a turkey like sound. The man then smacks the woman across the face causing her to wake up, look, and sound like an angry turkey.
"Dude, my girl was keeping me up with her constant snoring so i gave her an angry turkey!"
A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views
Turkey tom is funny
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