Don Vito

Where 1 is engaging in sexy time with a woman, just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates in his hand, then proceeds to slap the woman on the forhead whilst shouting 'YOHHHHHHHH!'

Man, i just don vito'd jess rotten, she'll be screaming for weeks! Yohhhhhh!

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don mclean

An awesome singer that sings great songs.For example Viincent, And I love you so, and American Pie. Very cute(in his younger years)and totally rocks. Much much much better than Bob Dylan.

Its this song sooo Qool. yeah its Don Mclean singing.

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Don

Another word for "toilet."

"I've had too much coffee today. I'm going to the Don."

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Don Fee

From the Cantonese "donphi" meaning "fart". Don Fee = male fart. (A female fart is Dawn Fee).

(Pull out your cell phone when you feel a fart coming on)
"Excuse me, I have to take this call from Don Fee Heating & Air Conditioning".
(Walk away to fart in private)

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Don Julio

an alcoholic beverage brand, that makes higher quality Tequila, which is richer, smoother and more bearable than Jose Cuervo or 1800 brands, but also more expensive.

Ray: "Hey Bartender, what are you specials tonight?"
Bartender: "I have any brand tequila shots for $5 a piece."
Ray: "Which one would you recommend?"
Bartender: "Patron is popular but I recommend Don Julio."
Ray: "Why is that?"
Bartender: "Its easier to down and doesn't leave as bad of an aftertaste."
Ray: "Ok, I'll get 3 shots, here's $20, keep the $5!!!!!"

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the teflon don

Nickname given to John Gotti because he was charged with different crimes multiple times but he was never convicted (before he was finaly convicted). The charges would never stick, hence the name.

The teflon don was responsible for the begining of the end of the gambino crime family because of his big mouth.

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Don Quixote

Someone who is idealistic, and believes in justice, and is on a quest to save the world or someone, no matter how absurd the reality of accomplishing it is.

Eric was a Don Quixote when he thought he could save Gina from drugs. She's been hooked on crack for over a decade, and still hangs around dopeboys. He is out of his head on a lost cause.

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