grease pit

the local non-chain burger joint near one's place of residence. Usually the restaurant has a "neighborhood feel" and reasonable prices, while serving a variety of artery clogging delights. Often named after the owner, such as "Mike's Fast Foods" or "Big Franks Hot Dogs".

lets go down to the local grease pit and grab a burger and some fries

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greased jesus

Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.

"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."

"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"

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Nut Grease

The white crusty stain that resides of a chair that was given to you but was previously owned by a sweaty fat peice of shit.

OMG Thats like the terminator of nut grease! it keeps coming back!

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chick grease

The body fluids that accumulate in a womans vagina during stimulation, which lubricates a mans penis during intercourse.

"My dick is a little squeaky, it could use some chick grease".

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greased off

to give someone a funny look because they've done something totally gay or you hate/dislike them

she just totally greased me off, that b****

i just greased off that chick, i hate her so much (no one would ever say that though)

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Grease the wheels

Drinking a cup of coffee to facilitate a bowel movement.

Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee?
Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a dump in two days, I'm just trying to grease the wheels.

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Greece's Grease

The grease inserted from behind into Greece,

to widen up for an uncomfortable IMF insertion

of unbearable loans and austerity measures.

I used Greece's Grease to make her ass like a cunt!

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