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To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.
1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!
2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...
3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...
4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!
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when a man and woman, or man and man, or even woman and woman ( please no animals..) proceed to have sexual intercourse with their clothes still present
On Friday, Kayla and Kory dry humped one another
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Slang for a Va-jay-jay, pussy, cunt, vagina, cum dumpster.
Apparentley offensive towards women.
Your hump hole looks like cabbage.
Come to bed with me, its not like i want you in my hump hole.
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Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.
What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.
I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.
to take part in sexual intercourse; to fuck.
Oh baby, when I get home from work tonight I'm gonna lay a hump in you!
A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.
Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.
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