Random
Source Code
Random
shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie
man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo
man 3 : it taste amazing right
The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.
Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.
Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.
"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"
A person with incredible Google abilities, that can almost always find what they're looking for. This skill is also known as google-fu
nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:
Kung Fuck means to fuck you hard. Or used as daddy come and lick me I want your jello or juices
KUNG FUCK ME ,KUNG HUCK ME MAKE ME CHOKE TILL I CROCK
A term for anyone who is attracted to any character in kung fu panda
I find master oogway so sexy
Shut up you kung furry
Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.
After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.