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Any edible creature coming out of the lake. Such as bass, trout and crayfish.
Person1 : hey when does the fishing season start?
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!
When someone with an innie belly button down a ejaculated onto, filling their belly button with seamen.
ED: Wow! Looks like someone’s got a cum lake.
Surprise! No lake.
But it's an island unto itself.
I feel more isolated and alone than Plumas Lake.
(noun): an area being urinated in, typically used to describe a toilet or urinal
Man 1: Hey where'd Gary go? He left his beer.
Man 2: Oh yeah he had tag out again to refill the ol' citrus lake. That dude is a real piss wizard.
Known for the 1932 and 1980 Olympics and nothing else. Rich dicks visit the town in summer and fill the narrow two-lane main street trying to go to Starbucks. If the Miracle on Ice hadn't happened here, the past string of shitty governors of New York would not have dumped millions into funding the overrated ski town. Whiteface ski prices are expensive even for the rich assholes that live there. Lake Placid's shadow blocks out any success possible for the neighboring towns of Tupper Lake and Saranac Lake. Everyone from Lake Placid is either rich, a dick, or both.
Lake Placid Native: Woohoo Miracle on Ice was lit! We're the best place on the planet!
Tupper Lake Native: You're why our town gets no funding.
Saranac Lake Native: Tupper Lake sucks. Shut up you Lake Placid wanna-be.
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Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
I knew a lady who came from Duluth
Bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
Flew away howling on the yellow moon
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
People cry and people moan
Look for a dry place to call their home
Try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make them their own
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
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Where blue lines stop bullets, there are four colors that disignate who you are, murals are everywhere, and no doors are nice. Better and nicer then Herndon.
Students its only safe on THIS side of the line.
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