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When breasts are enlarged due to milk production during pregnancy.
“My girlfriend is pregnant”
Drage: “corr, send us a pic of those milky mummy tits”
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When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.
Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!
IT MEANS DAT UR MUMMY HAS DA BIGGER ASS
STOP SEXING WITH UR MUMMYS BIG ASS
When your mother doesn't like your boyfriend or girlfriend
John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her
A dominant queen of the 1950's, member of Barkada and the leader of the Crossroad Demons. Being a Pie Lover, she is not only a sweetheart but also a YANDERE Dommy Mommy Waifu for Laifu at heart. Just... Please do not piss her off... or call her mother... it will not end well......
Since she is a demon is it required that you shall have to sacrifice your heart or sell your soul to her... This is not a question. Pick your poison.
Person 1 - Ayo bro, you excited to see Missus Mummy's Twitch Stream?
Person 2 - Oh hell yeah! Mumsy so skibidi and very demure.
Person 1 - Very mindful.
An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!